even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
my dash is “the good the bad and the ugly” right now.
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear
Dita Von Teese is right, education is important, there is so much to learn about sexuality and desire and fetish. You need to become a well informed lover to be a truly great lover. But the best way to learn something new is by doing it yourself.
A well read lover is the best lover
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
and cannibalistic tendencies
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
horse horse horse horse horse horse horse
This is the best thing I have heard all week.